Had a very, very good day today. It would take too long to sum it up so I made lists. I'm sure I forgot something so it'll probably get longer. :DD
Things that amused me today:
1. My squeaky shoes
2. The guy who walked past me singing "Low" by Flo rida and dancing down the sidewalk
3. Dr. P randomly bursting out in a bad British accent and lecturiing with it. Sensation and Perception was never better
4. Dr. P ranting about the projector and the technicians in his bad British accent
5. The Halle Berry Neuron. LOL
6. Apparently leeches are making a HUGE comeback.
7. The mouse that ran across the floor today in class. And the subsequent screaming
8. Boys in speedos. Why boy, why?
9. Dr. Raeff trying to figure out how to work the video recorder. And the subsequent cursing and kicking. And it taking three of us to figure out how to open the tripod
10. Brittany walking into the door and not being able to open. She was pushing when she was supposed to pull
11. The squeege guys
12. Patty making her boyfriend cry
13. The little kid who threw peas at Brittany at dinner
14. The guy at the post office who had the package fall on him and totally did an Omarosa. "Oh my god! I'm dying! You gave me a concussion!!". The package was as light as a piece of paper.
Things that annoyed me today:
1. Waking up on the floor
2. The guy at the ATM who insisted on standing right behind me. I could feel his breath on my neck. Creepy much?
3. The car who spit a rock at me. It almost killed me!
4. Me trying to figure the stupid video recorder out
5. The frat guy I interviewed who spent the whole time hitting on me and then when it was over seriously said, "if you wanted to get to know me, you could've just asked me out for drink. How about you and I go somewhere a little more private baby?" And then he actually grabbed my ass. "Ummm....how bout no. And while we're at it how about I report you for sexual harassment after making sure you never father children again?
6. Sending email after email to participants who probably won't get back to me
- Current Mood:
amused
Comments
I once had a bio prof from England, and omg, his British accent and his Britishness in general were far more fascinating than the lecture itself.
British accents are awesome! I think the best part was how bad it was. He sounded like an Irish guy trying to do British when he was actually Russian. I love that guy. "Modularity of the inferotemporal cortex", funniest thing in the world.
I wish I had a British prof. :(
Ah, I wish I could send you a British prof via express mail. Everyone should have one. They say "laBORAtry" instead of "LABoratory". I like your prof though, he sounds like fun.
Oh he is fun. Hilarious teacher. He spends half the class ranting about the stupid projector and the technicians who won't listen to him and he's just a hoot.
I think you're accent is pretty awesome. Cause of course I can hear it from here. :D
I was coming out of this bathroom in a Jamaican bar one time when this guy who'd been standing against the wall basically rolled over so that he was pinning me under him and--no lie--said to me, "Do you want a dick in you tonight?"
And now that man is my husband. No, I kid. It's hard to hold onto a catch that good. ;P
Wow, now that's classy. How in the world did you let the guy go?! He didn't happen to be a bleach blonde surfer wannabe did he?
He annoyed me and I wanted to hurt him but he was really too pathetic to waste much energy on. Honestly, waking up on the floor was so much worse than dealing with this guy. At least with him I can report it. And I did. Pervert.
Nope, my shining knight was a local. I've given the matter more thought than it's due over the years because I'm still just flibbered that someone would actually *say* that--and I think it's kind of like with direct mail: even a 1% positive response is considered good. I'm sure I'm overthinking.
Did you at least have a good time prior to waking up on the floor, I hope?
No, I'm sure 1% positive response is considered good. For those guys I'm sure not getting slapped outright is considered a good thing.
I slept pretty good. Had a pretty funny dream actually. I was getting married and me, my sister, and my friend were in the limo going to the wedding. We crashed into the ocean and were panicking cause we didn't know how to get out and then all of a sudden jean claude van daam showed up and saved us. He took us to some abandoned house, in the sea, and we were sitting there when all of a sudden an alarm went off and everyone was like " the mutants are coming" and we're all panicking again. Then a bunch of Grinches, no kidding here, ran in and started eating people. then I woke up. I'm choosing not to analyze it.